Roll For Initiative!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
causeimanartist
frownyalfred

Bruce Wayne buys menstrual items at the local pharmacy at 11 PM in plaid pajama bottoms and a ripped Gotham Knights hoodie because Steph called him panicking and he might be a dumbass™ but he knows an emergency when he sees one

and he spends 30 minutes in the aisle doing math comparing the absorption rates versus the total leak coverage on the pads, examines the tampons for ease of application versus transportability and risk of TSS, and reviews a few scientific papers on his phone about the market sterilization standards on the menstrual cups

and then buys the entire aisle, despite Steph’s instructions to “just grab me a super tampon, I don’t care which kind”

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Anonymous asked:

"taako gives Magnus a sapphire with instant summons in case he needs the sword" WRONG. Taako has the sapphire with instant summons so when Magnus is fighting with it it disappears and he has to complete the fight with his bare hands, barely surviving, and when he asks taako about it Taako's like "couldn't find a kitchen knife"

asimovsideburns answered:

GOD you’re so fucking right, anon. Even funnier is the fact that the sapphire used must cost 1,000 gp. Just like 

Taako: the sandwich was too tall to fit in the toaster oven so I needed the sword

Magnus: I WAS FIGHTING AN ABOLETH

Taako: you have other magic weapons, you survived, it’s fine

Magnus: wait, wouldn’t it have poisoned your sandwich?

Taako: I had Merle cast Purify Food and Drink

Magnus: you had Merle over and didn’t invite me?

Taako: I called but you didn’t pick up the stone

Magnus: PROBABLY BECAUSE I WAS FIGHTING AN ABOLETH

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American mcgees alice asylum . Here is all the concept art for Alice’s new dresses aside from her original blue and the inferno which is on a earlier post . Each dress is so beautiful in it’s own unique way the game is set to focus on the time she spent in the asylum and knowing the twisted beauty of wonderland and how it gets corrupted to the point it was. I love alice madness returns as do I love the original American mcgees alice. The story is great and the lore is fantastic . Here’s to hoping this game becomes part of our reality soon.

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serendipitymachine
redpandarascal

If you find the military has left out pamphlets, you take them all and throw them away.

did this at a local comic book store once! Fuck that comic book store, it’s a creepy and bad place

redpandarascal

this goes for if you see anything promoting the Shen Yun dance troup. That is a recruiting point for a cult called Falun Gong.

same goes for if you see anything promoting Mormonism or Scientology, although I haven’t seen materials for those things personally, I’m sure they exist

If you are invited to a Christian group that “doesn’t have a name”, something that holds meeting for outsiders in rec centers, “special meetings”- that’s a cult that is know to members only as “The Truth”, but is on Wikipedia as “two by twos”. Please reach out to me if you or anyone you love has been contacted by this group.

Institutions of abuse are everywhere. Do everything within your power to stop them whenever you see an opportunity. If you see a sign in your rec center that’s some sort of open call to a Christian church meeting but doesn’t have any real info on the church, maybe let me know. Don’t call the number, I can call the number. If you feel the need to do research on your own, all you need to check is whether they refuse to give you a straight answer about the name.

redpandarascal

oh yeah, if you want context for “The Truth” being something I’m talking about that you have certainly never heard of, where I’m getting this information- the source is that I was raised in this cult. I know it sounds, almost fake or something, but it isn’t.

redpandarascal

just want to say it’s decent as fuck of y’all to reblog this. it’s hard for me to talk about this stuff and harder if I feel like no one is listening. Thank you all for making me feel like someone hears this stuff sometimes.